Articles by Matt Suwak

Matt Suwak was reared by the bear and the bobcat and the coyote of rural Pennsylvania. This upbringing keeps him permanently affixed to the outdoors. He is fueled almost entirely by beer and hot sauce and can throw a football ten miles. Matt is performing ground-breaking research for his book "Sixteen Likely Portals to Hell", the followup to his critically panned "Cooking With Bigfoot." Read more on his website heyplantguy.com