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October 14, 2026

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Hooded figure walking through a cemetery between weathered gravestones.

Missed Connections: OCTOBER 2026

October 1, 2026 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Strange sightings, stranger explanations. [more…]

Vintage key hanging from a tree trunk in a wooded setting.

Missed Connections: SEPTEMBER 2026

September 1, 2026 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Open your mind. Lower your standards. Let’s do this. [more…]

Hand holding a dandelion against a bright orange sunset

Missed Connections: AUGUST 2026

August 2, 2026 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Make a wish. Then lower your expectations. [more…]

Middle-aged adult playing hopscotch alone on a city sidewalk at golden hour, with long shadows and chalk squares on the pavement.

Missed Connections: MAY 2026

May 2, 2026 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Passing time, counting squares, and looking for signs of life in all the wrong places. [more…]

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