Articles by Karl Von Lichtenhollen

For your business & pleasure. Dr. Karl shares the juiciest neighborhood news along with your shouts, event listings, announcements, etc. [more…]

For your business & pleasure. Dr. Karl shares the juiciest neighborhood news along with your shouts, event listings, announcements, etc. [more…]

Compiled by Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen, revamped in 2019 for your pleasure! Chinches, You offered me a kiss and I was too weak to deny you. Now you poison my blood with an incurable pain that breaks my heart. I can’t believe they found you here, thought for sure I was safe from your artful sting.  – Hotlips Hooligan [more…]

MAY 2019: To Tessa the night manager at RiteAid: I wasn’t calling you “Ma-Lady” – I said you were a MALADY. And I’ll say it again right here cause you’re never going to look it up. – Chris  PS: It means genius  [more…]

MARCH 2019: Oh Gunnar. Take me like a Viking! Lay claim my undefended shores and plunder, plunder, plunder. — Dagmar [more…]

Haunted attic? Alien visitations? Mythological sightings? Send your reports to editor@EastFallsLocal.com. The following incidents have been reported in East Falls during the months of March 2018 back thru Nov 2017. For a full report, visit EastFallsLocal.com [more…]