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About Karl Von Lichtenhollen
Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen is a doctor and fellow of the Applied Knowledges at Blödsinn Universität in Munich, Germany (1973). He was born and raised in the Nether Regions area of Holland, near Tainte, which he refers to fondly as a "Dutch Wonderland." Dr. Lichtenhollen once shared a houseboat in Amsterdam with the cast of a geriatric production of HAIR, inspiring his famous essay, "That Which I Cannot Unsee." He is a three-time recipient of the "Iron Feather" award. His hobbies include ascots, Highland wool sweaters and his pipe. He has a cat.
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Missed Connections: MARCH 2023

March 2, 2023 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Your monthly fix of love and longing, with local wisdom and weirdness. PRO TIP: click on names for more detail (and contact info, if you’re lucky!).  [more…]

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Missed Connections: FEBRUARY 2023

February 2, 2023 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Dr. Karl presents local listings for this month of love, history, and home team spirit [more…]

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Missed Connections: JANUARY 2023

January 2, 2023 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Plucked fresh from local socials, then peeled, pressed and salted with care by Dr. Karl, your spiritual guide for the New Year and beyond.  [more…]

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Missed Connections: DECEMBER 2022

December 1, 2022 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Assorted sugarplums from the far-reaches of Philly social media: events, personals, gripes, quotes, memes and more for your infotainment. [more…]

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Missed Connections: NOVEMBER 2022

November 4, 2022 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Harvested from the wind-swept corners of the Wissahickon Valley by the maestro of community minutiae for your entertainment and edification.   [more…]

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Missed Connections: OCTOBER 2022

October 4, 2022 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

The sweetest nuggets from local socials: flayed and butterflied, then roasted to a toothsome crisp by Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen [more…]

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Missed Connections: SEPTEMBER 2022

September 7, 2022 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Awakened, enlightened, lemon-scented, deconstructed and cast before you by Karl Von Lichtenhollen. Pro Tip: some of these could up your graffiti game [more…]

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Missed Connections: AUGUST 2022

August 3, 2022 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Ethically-sourced and confirmed by a senate majority overseen by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen (since 2017) [more…]

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Missed Connections: JULY 2022

July 1, 2022 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Hunted like delicious truffles and plucked with gusto from the loamy wilds of local social media by the good Dr. Karl. [more…]

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Missed Connections: June 2022

June 7, 2022 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Fallen from the sky into unaware hands and salt-rubbed to perfection by the tears of Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen. [more…]

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