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About Karl Von Lichtenhollen
Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen is a doctor and fellow of the Applied Knowledges at Blödsinn Universität in Munich, Germany (1973). He was born and raised in the Nether Regions area of Holland, near Tainte, which he refers to fondly as a "Dutch Wonderland." Dr. Lichtenhollen once shared a houseboat in Amsterdam with the cast of a geriatric production of HAIR, inspiring his famous essay, "That Which I Cannot Unsee." He is a three-time recipient of the "Iron Feather" award. His hobbies include ascots, Highland wool sweaters and his pipe. He has a cat.
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Missed Connections: JULY 2022

July 1, 2022 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Hunted like delicious truffles and plucked with gusto from the loamy wilds of local social media by the good Dr. Karl. [more…]

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Missed Connections: June 2022

June 7, 2022 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Fallen from the sky into unaware hands and salt-rubbed to perfection by the tears of Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen. [more…]

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Missed Connections: May 2022

May 2, 2022 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Coaxed from webby corners; cleansed, categorized, and caressed with care by Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen [more…]

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Missed Connections: April 2022

April 4, 2022 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Warning: these listings have not been sanitized for your protection (or anyone else’s). They have, however, been hand-buffed to a smooth yet rustic patina by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen as he binge-watched Bad Vegan last [more…]

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Missed Connections: March 2022

March 3, 2022 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Curated and irradiated for maximum flash & distraction from the senseless trash fire on the world stage. [more…]

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Missed Connections: FEBRUARY 2022

February 3, 2022 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Gently tussled, snatched, cornered, tantalized, scoured, set free and fermented by Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen for your optimal edifications. [more…]

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Missed Connections: JANUARY 2022

January 2, 2022 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Dr. Karl brings us another year of TMI for NW Philly neighbors, pulled from social bubbles and hidey holes for the embetterment of our lives. Or something.  [more…]

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Missed Connections: DECEMBER 2021

December 4, 2021 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Patiently sifted from the chaff of social media for the embetterment of all by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen [more…]

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Missed Connections: NOVEMBER 2021

November 3, 2021 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Plucked, brined, roasted and offered with love and a side of parsnips by Karl Von Lichtenhollen – just for you. [more…]

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Missed Connections: OCTOBER 2021

October 1, 2021 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Compiled with stealth and cunning from the spectral soul of local social media this month by Dr. Karl’s overburdened & fearless assistant Dagmar. [more…]

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