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About Karl Von Lichtenhollen
Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen is a doctor and fellow of the Applied Knowledges at Blödsinn Universität in Munich, Germany (1973). He was born and raised in the Nether Regions area of Holland, near Tainte, which he refers to fondly as a "Dutch Wonderland." Dr. Lichtenhollen once shared a houseboat in Amsterdam with the cast of a geriatric production of HAIR, inspiring his famous essay, "That Which I Cannot Unsee." He is a three-time recipient of the "Iron Feather" award. His hobbies include ascots, Highland wool sweaters and his pipe. He has a cat.
Person standing alone at the edge of the ocean, looking down at the water under a bright summer sky.
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Missed Connections: JULY 2025

July 1, 2025 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Sunburnt dispatches from the edge of reason, radiating warmth, abandon, and a whiff of low tide. [more…]

Dozens of mannequin heads in bridal veils and vintage hats, arranged in rows like ghostly brides—an eerie metaphor for strange missed connections.
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Missed Connections: JUNE 2025

June 4, 2025 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to scroll through these strange and varied local proposals. [more…]

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Missed Connections: MAY 2025

May 2, 2025 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Open floor plan, closed-off feelings. Whatever you left behind — it’s still here, waiting for you. [more…]

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Missed Connections: APRIL 2025

April 3, 2025 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Objects in mirror are more emotionally inconvenient than they appear. [more…]

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Missed Connections: MARCH 2025

March 1, 2025 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

In the face of imminent meltdown, what’s one more questionable decision? [more…]

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Missed Connections: FEBRUARY 2025

February 2, 2025 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

They say if you stare at a sunset long enough, a Missed Connection will appear. [more…]

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Missed Connections: JANUARY 2025

January 2, 2025 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Jumping off into the wild blue yonder of local possibilities. [more…]

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Missed Connections: DECEMBER 2024

December 3, 2024 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Like an unhinged Father Christmas, Dr. Karl presents another sack full of seasonal surprises for the Naughty and the Nice. [more…]

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Missed Connections: NOVEMBER 2024

November 1, 2024 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Lost letters and mysterious messages found floating in local socials, reconstituted with care by your friend Dr. Karl [more…]

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Paranormal Reports 2024

October 22, 2024 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

The following unexplained incidents have been reported in East Falls, Germantown and Greater Philadelphia so far this year. [more…]

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