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About Karl Von Lichtenhollen
Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen is a doctor and fellow of the Applied Knowledges at Blödsinn Universität in Munich, Germany (1973). He was born and raised in the Nether Regions area of Holland, near Tainte, which he refers to fondly as a "Dutch Wonderland." Dr. Lichtenhollen once shared a houseboat in Amsterdam with the cast of a geriatric production of HAIR, inspiring his famous essay, "That Which I Cannot Unsee." He is a three-time recipient of the "Iron Feather" award. His hobbies include ascots, Highland wool sweaters and his pipe. He has a cat.
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Missed Connections: NOVEMBER 2024

November 1, 2024 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Lost letters and mysterious messages found floating in local socials, reconstituted with care by your friend Dr. Karl [more…]

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Paranormal Reports 2024

October 22, 2024 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

The following unexplained incidents have been reported in East Falls, Germantown and Greater Philadelphia so far this year. [more…]

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Missed Connections: OCTOBER 2024

October 1, 2024 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Come hither, fellow adventurers! That click you hear is a seatbelt — you’re gonna need it. The road is weird and the time is nigh. [more…]

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Missed Connections: SEPTEMBER 2024

September 2, 2024 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

For the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads and righteous dudes of all persuasions. [more…]

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Missed Connections: AUGUST 2024

August 1, 2024 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Empty calories, delicious possibilities, and sweet, fleeting opportunities. [more…]

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Missed Connections: JULY 2024

July 1, 2024 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Fellow castaways, here’s a lifeline of distractions and possibilities. Your choice: mend your life or break your heart. [more…]

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Missed Connections: JUNE 2024

June 4, 2024 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Whoever you are, please come peruse a city’s worth of happenings and hearsay wantonly assembled for your delight. [more…]

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Missed Connections: MAY 2024

May 3, 2024 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

It’s waiting: a new collection of spare thoughts and offhand opportunities. You are free to move about the cabin, always. [more…]

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Missed Connections: APRIL 2024

April 3, 2024 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

I’m afraid there’s no time to waste with our usual pleasantries, kindly proceed to the first factoids and then follow the memes from there. Thank you, my pets. [more…]

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Missed Connections: MARCH 2024

March 2, 2024 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Ah, here we are. I’ve been expecting you. Don’t rush, settle in, get comfortable. Whoa, not that comfortable! Sheesh, I don’t mind, just gimme a heads up first. Enjoy. – Dr. K [more…]

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