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About Karl Von Lichtenhollen
Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen is a doctor and fellow of the Applied Knowledges at Blödsinn Universität in Munich, Germany (1973). He was born and raised in the Nether Regions area of Holland, near Tainte, which he refers to fondly as a "Dutch Wonderland." Dr. Lichtenhollen once shared a houseboat in Amsterdam with the cast of a geriatric production of HAIR, inspiring his famous essay, "That Which I Cannot Unsee." He is a three-time recipient of the "Iron Feather" award. His hobbies include ascots, Highland wool sweaters and his pipe. He has a cat.
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Missed Connections: MAY 2024

May 3, 2024 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

It’s waiting: a new collection of spare thoughts and offhand opportunities. You are free to move about the cabin, always. [more…]

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Missed Connections: APRIL 2024

April 3, 2024 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

I’m afraid there’s no time to waste with our usual pleasantries, kindly proceed to the first factoids and then follow the memes from there. Thank you, my pets. [more…]

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Missed Connections: MARCH 2024

March 2, 2024 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Ah, here we are. I’ve been expecting you. Don’t rush, settle in, get comfortable. Whoa, not that comfortable! Sheesh, I don’t mind, just gimme a heads up first. Enjoy. – Dr. K [more…]

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Missed Connections: FEBRUARY 2024

February 2, 2024 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Are you there, reader? It’s me, Karl. There’s a lot here to unpack, so settle in and remember: I made these just for you. Wherever you are. [more…]

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Missed Connections: JANUARY 2024

January 1, 2024 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Off we go, into another fresh landscape of possibilities! Dr. Karl presents the year’s first weirdness, madness, and longing. [more…]

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Missed Connections: DECEMBER 2023

December 1, 2023 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Closing out 2023 with a soaring landscape of naughty and nice and NSFW. [more…]

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Missed Connections: NOVEMBER 2023

November 2, 2023 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Dive into Dr. Karl’s swirling sea of romance, events, memes, and assorted neighborhood flotsam. [more…]

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Missed Connections: OCTOBER 2023

October 3, 2023 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

October is the weirdest month, welcome to Dr. Karl’s hand-picked personals, memes, events, and neighborhood ephemera. Don’t try this at home. [more…]

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Missed Connections: SEPTEMBER 2023

September 1, 2023 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Embarrassingly real local listings — you can’t make this sh*t up! Or maybe you can?! Dr Karl dares you to click the links, and find out… [more…]

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Missed Connections: AUGUST 2023

August 3, 2023 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Dr. Karl’s brazen batch of events, opinions, and personal longing is mythically delicious this month as ever. [more…]

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