Articles by Karl Von Lichtenhollen

About Karl Von Lichtenhollen

Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen is a doctor and fellow of the Applied Knowledges at Blödsinn Universität in Munich, Germany (1973). He was born and raised in the Nether Regions area of Holland, near Tainte, which he refers to fondly as a "Dutch Wonderland." Dr. Lichtenhollen once shared a houseboat in Amsterdam with the cast of a geriatric production of HAIR, inspiring his famous essay, "That Which I Cannot Unsee." He is a three-time recipient of the "Iron Feather" award. His hobbies include ascots, Highland wool sweaters and his pipe. He has a cat.

Missed Connections: August 2019

August 1, 2019 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

For your business & pleasure. Dr. Karl shares the juiciest neighborhood news along with your shouts, event listings, announcements, etc. [more…]

Missed Connections: July 2019

July 2, 2019 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

For your business & pleasure. Dr. Karl shares the juiciest neighborhood news along with your shouts, event listings, announcements, etc. [more…]

Missed Connections: June 2019

June 1, 2019 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Compiled by Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen, revamped in 2019 for your pleasure! Chinches, You offered me a kiss and I was too weak to deny you. Now you poison my blood with an incurable pain that breaks my heart. I can’t believe they found you here, thought for sure I was safe from your artful sting. – Hotlips Hooligan [more…]

Missed Connections: May 2019

May 4, 2019 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

MAY 2019: To Tessa the night manager at RiteAid: I wasn’t calling you “Ma-Lady” – I said you were a MALADY. And I’ll say it again right here cause you’re never going to look it up. – Chris PS: It means genius [more…]

Missed Connections: April 2019

April 14, 2019 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Reema, Remember, you forgot to forget it. That’s why we’re here. So just forget it, then. (Not the first thing, the second.) ~Sonos [more…]

Missed Connections Archive (March 2019 – July 2017)

March 18, 2019 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 3

MARCH 2019: Oh Gunnar. Take me like a Viking! Lay claim my undefended shores and plunder, plunder, plunder. — Dagmar [more…]

Paranormal Blotter

April 3, 2018 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Haunted attic? Alien visitations? Mythological sightings? Send your reports to editor@EastFallsLocal.com. The following incidents have been reported in East Falls during the months of March 2018 back thru Nov 2017. MARCH March 1, 2018; 3:33pm For [more…]