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About Karl Von Lichtenhollen
Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen is a doctor and fellow of the Applied Knowledges at Blödsinn Universität in Munich, Germany (1973). He was born and raised in the Nether Regions area of Holland, near Tainte, which he refers to fondly as a "Dutch Wonderland." Dr. Lichtenhollen once shared a houseboat in Amsterdam with the cast of a geriatric production of HAIR, inspiring his famous essay, "That Which I Cannot Unsee." He is a three-time recipient of the "Iron Feather" award. His hobbies include ascots, Highland wool sweaters and his pipe. He has a cat.
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Paranormal Reports 2022

October 27, 2022 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

The following unexplained incidents have been reported in East Falls, Germantown and environs. [more…]

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Missed Connections: OCTOBER 2022

October 4, 2022 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

The sweetest nuggets from local socials: flayed and butterflied, then roasted to a toothsome crisp by Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen [more…]

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Missed Connections: SEPTEMBER 2022

September 7, 2022 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Awakened, enlightened, lemon-scented, deconstructed and cast before you by Karl Von Lichtenhollen. Pro Tip: some of these could up your graffiti game [more…]

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Missed Connections: AUGUST 2022

August 3, 2022 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Ethically-sourced and confirmed by a senate majority overseen by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen (since 2017) [more…]

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Missed Connections: JULY 2022

July 1, 2022 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Hunted like delicious truffles and plucked with gusto from the loamy wilds of local social media by the good Dr. Karl. [more…]

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Missed Connections: June 2022

June 7, 2022 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Fallen from the sky into unaware hands and salt-rubbed to perfection by the tears of Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen. [more…]

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Missed Connections: May 2022

May 2, 2022 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Coaxed from webby corners; cleansed, categorized, and caressed with care by Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen [more…]

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Missed Connections: April 2022

April 4, 2022 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Warning: these listings have not been sanitized for your protection (or anyone else’s). They have, however, been hand-buffed to a smooth yet rustic patina by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen as he binge-watched Bad Vegan last [more…]

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Missed Connections: March 2022

March 3, 2022 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Curated and irradiated for maximum flash & distraction from the senseless trash fire on the world stage. [more…]

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Missed Connections: FEBRUARY 2022

February 3, 2022 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Gently tussled, snatched, cornered, tantalized, scoured, set free and fermented by Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen for your optimal edifications. [more…]

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