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About Karl Von Lichtenhollen
Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen is a doctor and fellow of the Applied Knowledges at Blödsinn Universität in Munich, Germany (1973). He was born and raised in the Nether Regions area of Holland, near Tainte, which he refers to fondly as a "Dutch Wonderland." Dr. Lichtenhollen once shared a houseboat in Amsterdam with the cast of a geriatric production of HAIR, inspiring his famous essay, "That Which I Cannot Unsee." He is a three-time recipient of the "Iron Feather" award. His hobbies include ascots, Highland wool sweaters and his pipe. He has a cat.
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Missed Connections: OCTOBER 2021

October 1, 2021 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Compiled with stealth and cunning from the spectral soul of local social media this month by Dr. Karl’s overburdened & fearless assistant Dagmar. [more…]

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Missed Connections: SEPTEMBER 2021

September 1, 2021 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Received and culled from the warm sweaty corners of local social media by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen [more…]

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Missed Connections: AUGUST 2021

August 3, 2021 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Carefully gathered, laundered, then hung out to wrinkle in the sweet breeze of Dr. Karl Von Litchenhollen.  [more…]

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Missed Connections: JULY 2021

July 1, 2021 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Collected from the frothiest feeds, liberally spiced and offered with aplomb for your bemusement and edification by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen  [more…]

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Missed Connections: JUNE 2021

June 2, 2021 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Exhaustively collected from authentic local sources coaxed out of hiding for your information and pleasure by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen [more…]

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Missed Connections: May 2021

May 1, 2021 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Punctiliously gathered, gradually warmed to body temperature and adapted for film, television & radio by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen [more…]

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Missed Connections: April 2021

April 7, 2021 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

A fertile and fatuous stew of the finest community hearsay & tittle-tattle. Furtively compiled for you, personally, by Dr. K [more…]

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Missed Connections: March 2021

March 1, 2021 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Have a Very Special Women’s History Month! Love, Dr. K & Dagmar [more…]

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Missed Connections: February 2021

February 1, 2021 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Freshly inoculated, sinfully ripe and topped with rich, creamery butter by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen. [more…]

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Missed Connections: January 2021

January 1, 2021 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Shot-gunned into your conscious via both eyeballs, in a spirituous froth of truth, hear-say and leg-pulling. [more…]

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