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About Karl Von Lichtenhollen
Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen is a doctor and fellow of the Applied Knowledges at Blödsinn Universität in Munich, Germany (1973). He was born and raised in the Nether Regions area of Holland, near Tainte, which he refers to fondly as a "Dutch Wonderland." Dr. Lichtenhollen once shared a houseboat in Amsterdam with the cast of a geriatric production of HAIR, inspiring his famous essay, "That Which I Cannot Unsee." He is a three-time recipient of the "Iron Feather" award. His hobbies include ascots, Highland wool sweaters and his pipe. He has a cat.
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Missed Connections: December 2020

December 4, 2020 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Wistfully caught in ticking traps, given a cozy bubble bath and delivered directly to your fidgety hands by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen [more…]

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Missed Connections: November 2020

November 17, 2020 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Wistfully smoothed and tenderly regarded by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen, who dedicates this month’s column to his father, renowned philosopher & popular Noord-Brabant talk show host Karlexander, Sr. [more…]

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Paranormal Reports 2020

October 17, 2020 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

The following unexplained incidents have been reported in East Falls and Germantown. [more…]

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Missed Connections: October 2020

October 5, 2020 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Aggressively coaxed, cruelly taunted and shamelessly indulged like spoiled offspring [more…]

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Missed Connections: September 2020

September 2, 2020 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Frantically, yet delicately captured in a hand-woven craft basket that really brings the room together [more…]

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Missed Connections: August 2020

August 3, 2020 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 1

Tickled, teased, and culled by hand, just for you, by Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen [more…]

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Missed Connections: July 2020

July 6, 2020 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Carefully cultured and pulled like taffy from the salty neighborhood matrix by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen (for your business and pleasure). [more…]

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Dr. Karl’s Kitchen: Pasta Puttanesca

June 28, 2020 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Sex Worker Spaghetti? Relax, it’s a family recipe…  [more…]

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Missed Connections: June 2020

June 8, 2020 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Harvested at the peak of freshness for your business & pleasure [more…]

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Missed Connections: May 2020

May 4, 2020 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Plucked, prodded, and vigorously buffed by Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen [more…]

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