East Falls crime report

June 2019

6/15 Theft 3629 Midvale Ave.  7:30PM Complainant dropped off his 2009 Honda Fit (Ohio plates) at auto shop at 3629 Midvale at 3PM on 6/14. Vehicle was parked on the street in front of the [more…]


Missed Connections: June 2019

Compiled by Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen, revamped in 2019 for your pleasure! Chinches, You offered me a kiss and I was too weak to deny you. Now you poison my blood with an incurable pain that breaks my heart. I can’t believe they found you here, thought for sure I was safe from your artful sting.  – Hotlips Hooligan [more…]