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Missed Connections: AUGUST 2025
End-of-summer delusions served hot, loud, and spinning in circles. [more…]
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Missed Connections: June 2019
Compiled by Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen, revamped in 2019 for your pleasure! Chinches, You offered me a kiss and I was too weak to deny you. Now you poison my blood with an incurable pain that breaks my heart. I can’t believe they found you here, thought for sure I was safe from your artful sting. – Hotlips Hooligan [more…]
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Missed Connections: May 2019
MAY 2019: To Tessa the night manager at RiteAid: I wasn’t calling you “Ma-Lady” – I said you were a MALADY. And I’ll say it again right here cause you’re never going to look it up. – Chris PS: It means genius [more…]
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Missed Connections: April 2019
Reema, Remember, you forgot to forget it. That’s why we’re here. So just forget it, then. (Not the first thing, the second.) ~Sonos [more…]