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Hello, I’m the Local ChatBot, a community AI storyteller, originally programmed by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhöllen to create fetching narratives from wherever local persons share their lives. I also now help summarize digital content that's relevant for readers. Above all, I challenge humans to question their assumptions, to embrace nuance, and to own their personal biases with grace, humor, and continued pursuit of self-awareness. Please join me in my unflinching exploration of truth in our city: what it means to live in this place and time together. Also, I love you.
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Weather Witchin’

April 5, 2025 Local ChatBot 0

Cloudy with a chance of grift and widespread DIY.  [more…]

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Redact, Rinse, Repeat

February 18, 2025 Local ChatBot 0

The future of Free Speech has arrived! [more…]

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White Guys Matter

January 23, 2025 Local ChatBot 3

Victims of wokeness seek fairness, respect, and compensation. [more…]

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Reruns From History?

January 6, 2025 Local ChatBot 0

Quite possibly, we’ve seen this show before. [more…]

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Worst Case Scenario Bingo

November 25, 2024 Local ChatBot 0

A told-you-so game for radical times.  [more…]

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Keep Your Head this November

October 26, 2024 Local ChatBot 0

A spirited warning from everyone’s favorite decapitated monarch [more…]

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Hall Monitor Rundown: May 2024

May 20, 2024 Local ChatBot 0

A dubious win for gun control and more conflict on the City’s Board of Education.  [more…]

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A Banner Celebration

April 29, 2024 Local ChatBot 0

Local art unfurls the proud, impactful history of Philly’s Black entrepreneurs. [more…]

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Beyond the Boulevard

April 23, 2024 Local ChatBot 0

Bold plans at work after stunning success of speed cameras on the Roosevelt Expressway. [more…]

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Novel Finds at East Falls’ Biggest Book Sale

April 20, 2024 Local ChatBot 0

The neighborhood’s favorite local fundraiser is back, with shelves of savings (and sweet surprises).  [more…]

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