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Missed Connections: OCTOBER 2026

October 1, 2026 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Strange sightings, stranger explanations. [more…]

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Missed Connections: SEPTEMBER 2026

September 1, 2026 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Open your mind. Lower your standards. Let’s do this. [more…]

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Missed Connections: AUGUST 2026

August 2, 2026 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Make a wish. Then lower your expectations. [more…]

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Missed Connections: JULY 2025

July 1, 2025 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Sunburnt dispatches from the edge of reason, radiating warmth, abandon, and a whiff of low tide. [more…]

Dozens of mannequin heads in bridal veils and vintage hats, arranged in rows like ghostly brides—an eerie metaphor for strange missed connections.
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Missed Connections: JUNE 2025

June 4, 2025 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to scroll through these strange and varied local proposals. [more…]

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Missed Connections: MARCH 2025

March 1, 2025 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

In the face of imminent meltdown, what’s one more questionable decision? [more…]

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Missed Connections Archive (March 2019 – July 2017)

March 18, 2019 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 5

Before we posted monthly, we posted everything right here. An unfiltered scroll through Philly’s rawest, weirdest years of emotional debris. [more…]

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