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Ethically-sourced and confirmed by a senate majority overseen by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen (since 2017) [more…]

Hunted like delicious truffles and plucked with gusto from the loamy wilds of local social media by the good Dr. Karl. [more…]

Fallen from the sky into unaware hands and salt-rubbed to perfection by the tears of Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen. [more…]

Looking back on the MOVE tragedy in a riveting documentary [more…]

Coaxed from webby corners; cleansed, categorized, and caressed with care by Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen [more…]

Warning: these listings have not been sanitized for your protection (or anyone else’s). They have, however, been hand-buffed to a smooth yet rustic patina by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen as he binge-watched Bad Vegan last [more…]

Introducing the talented young woman leading The Local to new horizons.  [more…]

Curated and irradiated for maximum flash & distraction from the senseless trash fire on the world stage. [more…]