Compiled by Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen, revamped in 2019 for your pleasure! Chinches, You offered me a kiss and I was too weak to deny you. Now you poison my blood with an incurable pain that breaks my heart. I can’t believe they found you here, thought for sure I was safe from your artful sting. – Hotlips Hooligan [more…]
I saw cheap, remote-controlled drones for sale today. [more…]
Ride for a cure! Local columnist shares his struggles with a rare neurological disease that’s getting some much-needed attention. [more…]
Math motherfucking counts! [more…]
This sports fan, poker player and juggler keeps his eye on the ball in his first political campaign for Philly’s 4th District (The Fightin’ Fourth!) Where are you from originally? Where do you live now? [more…]
More affluent alternatives to the Soda Tax [more…]
MAY 2019: To Tessa the night manager at RiteAid: I wasn’t calling you “Ma-Lady” – I said you were a MALADY. And I’ll say it again right here cause you’re never going to look it up. – Chris PS: It means genius [more…]
Finding the right balance between rights and responsibilities [more…]
Dr. Woodson takes prison profiteering to task [more…]
Reema, Remember, you forgot to forget it. That’s why we’re here. So just forget it, then. (Not the first thing, the second.) ~Sonos [more…]
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