East Falls crime report

June 2019

6/22 Aggravated assault 41XX Ridge Ave.  12:50PM Complainant states that her and her boyfriend were cleaning the backyard when offender (compl’s former contractor) showed up and demanded $100 and boxes of tile. Compl told offender [more…]

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Missed Connections: June 2019

Compiled by Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen, revamped in 2019 for your pleasure! Chinches, You offered me a kiss and I was too weak to deny you. Now you poison my blood with an incurable pain that breaks my heart. I can’t believe they found you here, thought for sure I was safe from your artful sting.  – Hotlips Hooligan [more…]

East Falls crime report

May 2019

5/19 Theft 33XX Bowman St.  10:30AM Complainant removed items from her vehicle at 10:30AM and placed them on the sidewalk. She then walked away. Around 3PM she realized items were not inside the house and [more…]