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Missed Connections: December 2020
Wistfully caught in ticking traps, given a cozy bubble bath and delivered directly to your fidgety hands by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen [more…]
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Missed Connections: November 2020
Wistfully smoothed and tenderly regarded by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen, who dedicates this month’s column to his father, renowned philosopher & popular Noord-Brabant talk show host Karlexander, Sr. [more…]
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Missed Connections: October 2020
Aggressively coaxed, cruelly taunted and shamelessly indulged like spoiled offspring [more…]
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Missed Connections: September 2020
Frantically, yet delicately captured in a hand-woven craft basket that really brings the room together [more…]
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Missed Connections: August 2020
Tickled, teased, and culled by hand, just for you, by Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen [more…]
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Missed Connections: July 2020
Carefully cultured and pulled like taffy from the salty neighborhood matrix by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen (for your business and pleasure). [more…]
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Missed Connections: June 2019
Compiled by Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen, revamped in 2019 for your pleasure! Chinches, You offered me a kiss and I was too weak to deny you. Now you poison my blood with an incurable pain that breaks my heart. I can’t believe they found you here, thought for sure I was safe from your artful sting. – Hotlips Hooligan [more…]