Missed Connections

Compiled by Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen, revamped in 2019 for your pleasure! Chinches, You offered me a kiss and I was too weak to deny you. Now you poison my blood with an incurable pain that breaks my heart. I can’t believe they found you here, thought for sure I was safe from your artful sting.  – Hotlips Hooligan [more…]

MAY 2019: To Tessa the night manager at RiteAid: I wasn’t calling you “Ma-Lady” – I said you were a MALADY. And I’ll say it again right here cause you’re never going to look it up. – Chris  PS: It means genius  [more…]

Reema, Remember, you forgot to forget it. That’s why we’re here. So just forget it, then. (Not the first thing, the second.)  ~Sonos [more…]

Before we posted monthly, we posted everything right here. An unfiltered scroll through Philly’s rawest, weirdest years of emotional debris. [more…]

Haunted attic? Alien visitations? Mythological sightings? Send your reports to editor@EastFallsLocal.com. The following incidents have been reported in East Falls during the months of March 2018 back thru Nov 2017.  MARCH March 1, 2018; 3:33pm For [more…]