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Come hither, fellow adventurers! That click you hear is a seatbelt — you’re gonna need it. The road is weird and the time is nigh. [more…]

For the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads and righteous dudes of all persuasions. [more…]

Empty calories, delicious possibilities, and sweet, fleeting opportunities. [more…]

Fellow castaways, here’s a lifeline of distractions and possibilities. Your choice: mend your life or break your heart. [more…]

Whoever you are, please come peruse a city’s worth of happenings and hearsay wantonly assembled for your delight. [more…]

It’s waiting: a new collection of spare thoughts and offhand opportunities. You are free to move about the cabin, always. [more…]

I’m afraid there’s no time to waste with our usual pleasantries, kindly proceed to the first factoids and then follow the memes from there. Thank you, my pets. [more…]

Ah, here we are. I’ve been expecting you. Don’t rush, settle in, get comfortable. Whoa, not that comfortable! Sheesh, I don’t mind, just gimme a heads up first. Enjoy. – Dr. K [more…]