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Plucked fresh from local socials, then peeled, pressed and salted with care by Dr. Karl, your spiritual guide for the New Year and beyond.  [more…]

Assorted sugarplums from the far-reaches of Philly social media: events, personals, gripes, quotes, memes and more for your infotainment. [more…]

Harvested from the wind-swept corners of the Wissahickon Valley by the maestro of community minutiae for your entertainment and edification.   [more…]

The sweetest nuggets from local socials: flayed and butterflied, then roasted to a toothsome crisp by Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen [more…]

Awakened, enlightened, lemon-scented, deconstructed and cast before you by Karl Von Lichtenhollen. Pro Tip: some of these could up your graffiti game [more…]

Ethically-sourced and confirmed by a senate majority overseen by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen (since 2017) [more…]

Hunted like delicious truffles and plucked with gusto from the loamy wilds of local social media by the good Dr. Karl. [more…]

Fallen from the sky into unaware hands and salt-rubbed to perfection by the tears of Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen. [more…]