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Missed Connections: January 2021

January 1, 2021 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Shot-gunned into your conscious via both eyeballs, in a spirituous froth of truth, hear-say and leg-pulling. [more…]

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Missed Connections: December 2020

December 4, 2020 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Wistfully caught in ticking traps, given a cozy bubble bath and delivered directly to your fidgety hands by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen [more…]

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Missed Connections: November 2020

November 17, 2020 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Wistfully smoothed and tenderly regarded by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen, who dedicates this month’s column to his father, renowned philosopher & popular Noord-Brabant talk show host Karlexander, Sr. [more…]

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Missed Connections: October 2020

October 5, 2020 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Aggressively coaxed, cruelly taunted and shamelessly indulged like spoiled offspring [more…]

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Missed Connections: September 2020

September 2, 2020 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Frantically, yet delicately captured in a hand-woven craft basket that really brings the room together [more…]

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Missed Connections: August 2020

August 3, 2020 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 1

Tickled, teased, and culled by hand, just for you, by Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen [more…]

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Missed Connections: July 2020

July 6, 2020 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Carefully cultured and pulled like taffy from the salty neighborhood matrix by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen (for your business and pleasure). [more…]

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Missed Connections: June 2020

June 8, 2020 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Harvested at the peak of freshness for your business & pleasure [more…]

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Missed Connections: May 2020

May 4, 2020 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Plucked, prodded, and vigorously buffed by Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen [more…]

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