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Missed Connections: AUGUST 2025

August 1, 2025 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

End-of-summer delusions served hot, loud, and spinning in circles. [more…]

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Missed Connections: DECEMBER 2024

December 3, 2024 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Like an unhinged Father Christmas, Dr. Karl presents another sack full of seasonal surprises for the Naughty and the Nice. [more…]

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Missed Connections: NOVEMBER 2024

November 1, 2024 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Lost letters and mysterious messages found floating in local socials, reconstituted with care by your friend Dr. Karl [more…]

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Missed Connections: OCTOBER 2024

October 1, 2024 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Come hither, fellow adventurers! That click you hear is a seatbelt — you’re gonna need it. The road is weird and the time is nigh. [more…]

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Missed Connections: SEPTEMBER 2024

September 2, 2024 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

For the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads and righteous dudes of all persuasions. [more…]

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Missed Connections: AUGUST 2024

August 1, 2024 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Empty calories, delicious possibilities, and sweet, fleeting opportunities. [more…]

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Missed Connections: JULY 2024

July 1, 2024 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Fellow castaways, here’s a lifeline of distractions and possibilities. Your choice: mend your life or break your heart. [more…]

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Missed Connections: JUNE 2024

June 4, 2024 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Whoever you are, please come peruse a city’s worth of happenings and hearsay wantonly assembled for your delight. [more…]

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Missed Connections: MAY 2024

May 3, 2024 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

It’s waiting: a new collection of spare thoughts and offhand opportunities. You are free to move about the cabin, always. [more…]

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Missed Connections: APRIL 2024

April 3, 2024 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

I’m afraid there’s no time to waste with our usual pleasantries, kindly proceed to the first factoids and then follow the memes from there. Thank you, my pets. [more…]

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