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Embarrassingly real local listings — you can’t make this sh*t up! Or maybe you can?! Dr Karl dares you to click the links, and find out… [more…]

Dr. Karl’s brazen batch of events, opinions, and personal longing is mythically delicious this month as ever. [more…]

From the deepest seas of love and spite, across oceans of good intentions (or not) — this month’s collection of announcements, memes, and personal messages is beached flotsam begging you to poke it with a stick. Get in here! [more…]

 JUNE — Named after Juno, the Roman goddess of marriage, this month is about joy, abundance, and beauty; a time of communal celebrations: weddings, graduations, festivals. June’s full moon – called the Strawberry Moon – [more…]

Plucked, brined, roasted and offered with love and a side of parsnips by Karl Von Lichtenhollen – just for you. [more…]

Compiled with stealth and cunning from the spectral soul of local social media this month by Dr. Karl’s overburdened & fearless assistant Dagmar. [more…]

Received and culled from the warm sweaty corners of local social media by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen [more…]

Carefully gathered, laundered, then hung out to wrinkle in the sweet breeze of Dr. Karl Von Litchenhollen.  [more…]