Germantown Missed Connections

Have a Very Special Women’s History Month! Love, Dr. K & Dagmar [more…]

Freshly inoculated, sinfully ripe and topped with rich, creamery butter by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen. [more…]

Shot-gunned into your conscious via both eyeballs, in a spirituous froth of truth, hear-say and leg-pulling. [more…]

Wistfully caught in ticking traps, given a cozy bubble bath and delivered directly to your fidgety hands by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen [more…]

Wistfully smoothed and tenderly regarded by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen, who dedicates this month’s column to his father, renowned philosopher & popular Noord-Brabant talk show host Karlexander, Sr. [more…]

Aggressively coaxed, cruelly taunted and shamelessly indulged like spoiled offspring [more…]

Frantically, yet delicately captured in a hand-woven craft basket that really brings the room together [more…]

Tickled, teased, and culled by hand, just for you, by Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen [more…]