Germantown Missed Connections

Shot-gunned into your conscious via both eyeballs, in a spirituous froth of truth, hear-say and leg-pulling. [more…]

Wistfully caught in ticking traps, given a cozy bubble bath and delivered directly to your fidgety hands by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen [more…]

Wistfully smoothed and tenderly regarded by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen, who dedicates this month’s column to his father, renowned philosopher & popular Noord-Brabant talk show host Karlexander, Sr. [more…]

Aggressively coaxed, cruelly taunted and shamelessly indulged like spoiled offspring [more…]

Frantically, yet delicately captured in a hand-woven craft basket that really brings the room together [more…]

Tickled, teased, and culled by hand, just for you, by Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen [more…]

Carefully cultured and pulled like taffy from the salty neighborhood matrix by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen (for your business and pleasure). [more…]

Harvested at the peak of freshness for your business & pleasure [more…]