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Missed Connections: AUGUST 2025

August 1, 2025 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

End-of-summer delusions served hot, loud, and spinning in circles. [more…]

Dozens of mannequin heads in bridal veils and vintage hats, arranged in rows like ghostly brides—an eerie metaphor for strange missed connections.
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Missed Connections: JUNE 2025

June 4, 2025 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to scroll through these strange and varied local proposals. [more…]

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Missed Connections: MAY 2025

May 2, 2025 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Open floor plan, closed-off feelings. Whatever you left behind — it’s still here, waiting for you. [more…]

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Missed Connections: OCTOBER 2022

October 4, 2022 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

The sweetest nuggets from local socials: flayed and butterflied, then roasted to a toothsome crisp by Dr. Karl Von Lichtenhollen [more…]

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Missed Connections: SEPTEMBER 2022

September 7, 2022 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Awakened, enlightened, lemon-scented, deconstructed and cast before you by Karl Von Lichtenhollen. Pro Tip: some of these could up your graffiti game [more…]

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Missed Connections: AUGUST 2022

August 3, 2022 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Ethically-sourced and confirmed by a senate majority overseen by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen (since 2017) [more…]

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Missed Connections: JULY 2022

July 1, 2022 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Hunted like delicious truffles and plucked with gusto from the loamy wilds of local social media by the good Dr. Karl. [more…]

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Missed Connections: SEPTEMBER 2021

September 1, 2021 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Received and culled from the warm sweaty corners of local social media by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen [more…]

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Missed Connections: February 2021

February 1, 2021 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Freshly inoculated, sinfully ripe and topped with rich, creamery butter by Dr. Karl von Lichtenhollen. [more…]

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Missed Connections: January 2021

January 1, 2021 Karl Von Lichtenhollen 0

Shot-gunned into your conscious via both eyeballs, in a spirituous froth of truth, hear-say and leg-pulling. [more…]

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